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The monsters divide their spoils.

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'Seriously, not now!'

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The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Myths and legends...

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.