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The monsters divide their spoils.

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'Seriously, not now!'

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The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Giant Monster in Bath

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.