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'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

So Help Me Godzilla

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

"Well, we got the grant."

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Young Godzilla.

mr godzilla you need anger management

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Tokyo City Limits

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Give us a chip."

'Mr. Kong?'

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"Surf's up."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

Pass the SPF 20,000

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

"Alright kids: two more minutes then the nice man needs the machines."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Santa Meets Godzilla

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

The Creature of the Black Legume