Godzilla Fans Gifts

'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

"Well, we got the grant."

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

Young Godzilla.

mr godzilla you need anger management

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Give us a chip."

'Mr. Kong?'

Tokyo City Limits

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Surf's up."

Pass the SPF 20,000

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

"Alright kids: two more minutes then the nice man needs the machines."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

The Creature of the Black Legume