Godzilla Aficionados Gifts

Young Godzilla.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Monster Clown

mr godzilla you need anger management

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"Give us a chip."

Tokyo City Limits

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.

"Surf's up."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"I sure lucked out with you!"

Pass the SPF 20,000

"I'll have the chef."

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

Le Roi Kong

"Read me the story again about the closet monster."

Santa Meets Godzilla

Monster Buskers

'Great, we're lost! What is it with you men and not stopping to ask for directions?'

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'