Godzilla Fan Gifts

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

"Surf's up."

"Give us a chip."

'You have a piece of Tokyo stuck in your foot. See what happens when you go out without your shoes on, Godzilla?'

Tokyo City Limits

"A hot cup of coffee always puts me in a good mood. It's worth a try."

Monster Jobs. What Monsters Do When They Aren't Making Movies.

"You were right...it is Godzilla."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Official Fight Cards

Zombie pet tricks.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Halloween Selfie

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'