Godzilla Lover Gifts

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Chinese stock market

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Monster Clown

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

Vampire Bat

"So much for that vintage!"

Born of the Dead

Young Godzilla.

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