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'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Chinese stock market

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Monster Clown

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Regular or decapitated?'

"So much for that vintage!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Vampire Bat

Born of the Dead

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Young Godzilla.

Beware of the Dragon

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