Godzilla Fanatics Pillows

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Two Daleks fighting

Young Godzilla.

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

Tokyo City Limits

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"Give us a chip."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"I'll have the chef."

"I sure lucked out with you!"

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"Surf's up."

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Read me the story again about the closet monster."

Le Roi Kong

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

Monster Buskers