Godzilla Enthusiasts Pillows

'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Myths and legends...

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Horror Stories.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'I've got this splitting headache.'