Godzilla Aficionado Pillows

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

"Greta’s morning workouts were causing panic..."

"Oops. Oops. Oops."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Look! No hands!"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Giant Monster in Bath

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Horror Stories.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"