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"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

"Greta’s morning workouts were causing panic..."

"Oops. Oops. Oops."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

"Look! No hands!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Giant Monster in Bath

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Horror Stories.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Myths and legends...