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"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"There goes our early night."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

Casting in the swamp.

"We were made for each other...!"

Bro of Frankenstein

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Dustbin monster.