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"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

King Kongs first christmas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Official Fight Cards

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"There goes our early night."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Bro of Frankenstein

Casting in the swamp.

Dustbin monster.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.