Godzilla Fan T-Shirts

"Surf's up."

"Give us a chip."

'You have a piece of Tokyo stuck in your foot. See what happens when you go out without your shoes on, Godzilla?'

Tokyo City Limits

"A hot cup of coffee always puts me in a good mood. It's worth a try."

Monster Jobs. What Monsters Do When They Aren't Making Movies.

"You were right...it is Godzilla."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Zombie pet tricks.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Halloween Selfie

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'We were made for each other.'

"We were made for each other...!"

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'