Godzilla Admirer T-Shirts

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Sorry I'm late. Can you buzz me in?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

King Kongs first christmas

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Halloween Selfie

Different kinds of car rides

Young Godzilla.

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Give us a chip."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Tokyo City Limits

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Art Gecko.

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Surf's up."

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

Wolfman riding in the Car

'That's what we evolved from.'

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

Turn that noise down !

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

'Don't they look silly?'

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

"The question isn't 'werewolf' but 'whywolf'?"

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'