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Young Godzilla.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monster in Bath

Monster Clown

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

mr godzilla you need anger management

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"Give us a chip."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Tokyo City Limits

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"Surf's up."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

Pass the SPF 20,000

"I sure lucked out with you!"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"I'll have the chef."

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

"Read me the story again about the closet monster."

Le Roi Kong

'Great, we're lost! What is it with you men and not stopping to ask for directions?'