Bigfoot Buff T-Shirts

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Tap tap tap tap tap. Big whoop. What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Bigfoot"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Another Bigfoot sighting...

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Too much monkey business...

Penguin

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Yakety-Yak

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Mother?'

Polar bears

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Pelican and Origami

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."