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'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Terry had a computer bug.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I'm an atheist!'

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...