Bugs And Beasts Enthusiast Gifts

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Exciting potato bugs.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Terry had a computer bug.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Let me introduce my other half."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban