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'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'My feet are killing me.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Skis.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Finding Bigfoot

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"Well.....this is awkward."

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

The Big Foot Book.

Corn and Bunion plants.

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Tap tap tap tap tap. Big whoop. What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop

Ask Me About My Big Feet

It's Bigpoot!

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

Pumice Stone Accidents.

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

Foot Injury

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

In the podiatrist's office.

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"