Big Shoes Aficionado T-Shirts

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

The Hooligan.

Crocodile Shoes

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'