Big Shoes Aficionado Gifts

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

The Hooligan.

Crocodile Shoes

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

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