Large Foot Aficionado Gifts

Ask Me About My Big Feet

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Bigfoot"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Vivienne Westwood

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

The Thinker

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Crocodile Shoes

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"Well.....this is awkward."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

'Touching.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.