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"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

The Thinker

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Crocodile Shoes

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"Well.....this is awkward."

'Touching.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"You might consider new socks as well."