Big Shoe Wearer T-Shirts

The Clown business is tough, kid ... I had to step on a lot of toes to get where I am today!

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

"I stand corrected."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Consenting Adults.

We stock ALL sizes...

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

The Amazing Adjustable Heel

I brake for designer shoes on sale.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Crocodile Shoes

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

It bag and no knickers!

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"I think we're in luck!"