Giant Shoe Owner T-Shirts

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Bigfoot"

"I stand corrected."

We stock ALL sizes...

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Social distance queue starts here

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"Well.....this is awkward."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

Arr...Italian it be.

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

Italian Shoes.

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

Ask Me About My Big Feet

"You just poke some twigs into some bark, and voila!"

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!

Children are growing taller. . .

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

Clown gets lots of room in crowded elevator

'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'

Giant in need of shoes.

"I should stop buying shoes."

"It took you 10 minutes to rip the stuffing out of your last toy. This one should keep you busy for awhile."