Giant Shoe Owner Mugs

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"I stand corrected."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

We stock ALL sizes...

Social distance queue starts here

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"Well.....this is awkward."

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

Arr...Italian it be.

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

Italian Shoes.

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

"You just poke some twigs into some bark, and voila!"

Ask Me About My Big Feet

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!

Clown gets lots of room in crowded elevator

Children are growing taller. . .

'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'

Giant in need of shoes.

"I should stop buying shoes."

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

"It took you 10 minutes to rip the stuffing out of your last toy. This one should keep you busy for awhile."