Shoe Shop Owner T-Shirts

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'You're overthinking it again.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Mister Pretty Shoes

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

A Lady Out Shopping.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'Just look'in'

'How old is this vase?'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

The Price or the Biscuits?

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

"Rex always carried a doner card - he was never any good at spelling."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

Mom & Pop Grocerette