Shoe Salesmen T-Shirts

Safety concerns aside, the shoe salesman in Roy could see a bit opportunity here...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Salesman

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Changing Room Decisions

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Sales.

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Sales Chart Through Ceiling