Shoe Store Salespeople T-Shirts

"They're a little tight."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

We stock ALL sizes...

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'I found our eight year old sales goals, and we're almost there.'

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"Delivery in thirty minutes or your pizza is free(zing)."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I got out of sales, it was too "dog eat dog" for me."

"What would it take for me to put you in this car today?"

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."