Shoe Store Employee T-Shirts

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

"I'm looking for a good pair of energetic shuffling shoes."

"Uh-oh."

"Are these available in a colour you don't have?"

'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

This Little Piggy...

'I'm sorry - they don't make shoes this big.'

'You know very well Simkins that we do NOT need to measure the lady's inside leg for boots!'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'Do you have any size 48 ballet shoes?'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Centipedes in a shoe shop.

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

We stock ALL sizes...

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"They're a little tight."

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

music store

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'