Shoe Store Worker T-Shirts

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

We stock ALL sizes...

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'This must be the work clothes section.'

Children line up to talk to Santa

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

music store

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"They're a little tight."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'I need a new scent.'

Summer of 2020

"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."