Shoe Store Worker Pillows

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

We stock ALL sizes...

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'This must be the work clothes section.'

Children line up to talk to Santa

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"They're a little tight."

music store

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

'I need a new scent.'

Summer of 2020

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."