Shoe Store Salespeople Pillows

"They're a little tight."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

We stock ALL sizes...

'I found our eight year old sales goals, and we're almost there.'

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"What would it take for me to put you in this car today?"

"I got out of sales, it was too "dog eat dog" for me."

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."