Shoe Store Staff Pillows

"Do you sell crocodile shoes?"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

Hand sanitizer

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

We stock ALL sizes...

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

How much would you take off for cash?

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"They're a little tight."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'Can you help me find a book I saw here a few months ago? It was a hardcover...and...lots of pages inside. Do you have any like that?'

'I need a new scent.'

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

Italian Shoes.

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'