Shoe Shop Worker Pillows

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Would you like to try them out?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

We stock ALL sizes...

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"They're a little tight."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

Flat pack sales assistant

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

A Salesperson's Dilemma

"Do you sell crocodile shoes?"

'The same thing happened when the doctor hit me on the knee.'