Shoe Shop Worker Pillows

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

We stock ALL sizes...

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"They're a little tight."

Shop signs.

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

Flat pack sales assistant

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

On strike at the sign shop

"Do you sell crocodile shoes?"