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'Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

'Dog eat dog.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'So that's his secret.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Reconnaissance reports your email blast to Sales was a direct hit, with acceptable collateral damage in Finance and Accounting.

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"