Shoe Vendor T-Shirts

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"They're a little tight."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

Always put your best foot forward - the one with the least lint between the toes.

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

"There's no business like shoe business."