Shoe Vendor Pillows

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Consenting Adults.

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"They're a little tight."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Shop signs.

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

Shoe Repair. "Shoe repair" --- It must be for people who have lost one shoe and want to replace it!

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

Always put your best foot forward - the one with the least lint between the toes.

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"