Shoes Maker Pillows

The Elves and the Shoemaker

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

We stock ALL sizes...

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Consenting Adults.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

The girl with the sensible shoes.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

It bag and no knickers!