Shoe Salesmen Prints

Safety concerns aside, the shoe salesman in Roy could see a bit opportunity here...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Changing Room Decisions

Sales.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'