Opening A Shoe Store T-Shirts

Stork delivering shoes.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

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Mister Pretty Shoes

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Check out this new store."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

We stock ALL sizes...

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Bob's DIY Store

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

Tuxedo company.

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"They're a little tight."

Balloons vs. Rockets

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"How do you make any money?"

Sign Shop

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'