Opening A Clothing Store T-Shirts

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Important Food Groups

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Check out this new store."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Western Outfitters.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

How would Madam like to pay?

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

A tailor measuring a large man

"My husband said, 'We were getting low' on the essentials!"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Merger at 28th and Lex

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'