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Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

'Do you have it in black?'

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'Now let's pray for a short,sharp spell...'

Marsupial Mom Jeans,

'The Fed said interest rates will stay unchanged...but raising hemlines is a sure sign the economy is moving again.'

Unknown

A tailor measuring a large man

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"Yeah, it's all genuine Burberry."

"Pssst! Interested in women's clothes with actual real pockets?"

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"This IS the winter line. See? Three buttons instead of two."

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"Somewhere in the world, there is a designer of fine men's suits who just shuddered in horror."

'You all know about our recent change of management - Now I'd like you to meet our new buyer...'

'What do you have for someone on the way down?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I love it. Who's your hunter-designer?'

"It looks fabulous on you."

Laundry Ponce - "Darling this one's got a setting for anything by Issey Miyake"

'Do you mind sir, I'll just guess you inside leg .'

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

The pump is extra.

'Yes, it has speakers in the earflaps. I believe the makers are trying to appeal to the youth market.'

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"What padding?"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

A Tailor and a new customer

Boy commenting on a lady's clothes

How to flatter a gent.

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

'Hey, watch the threads.'