Starting A Shoe Repair Business T-Shirts

'No, sir, I'm afraid we don't offer courtesy shoes while yours are being repaired.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Shoe repair

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Not you again, Achilles.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Do these come in blue?'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

Italian Shoes.

At the heel bar

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

'The same thing happened when the doctor hit me on the knee.'

A Salesperson's Dilemma

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

"Heel."