Shoe Repair T-Shirts

Not you again, Achilles.

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

Heel bar.

A Jewish cobbler injures himself and sees many Star of David symbols instead of stars.

"Heel."

Trusty Shoe Repairs.

'That was him again! He said that he's on his way over here and his shoes had better be ready or else!!'

We're getting lots of worn heels and soles lately. I think it's because the economy is causing many people to pound the streets looking for work.

'I'm not the owner. You want to speak to Jim. He's the sole proprietor.'

Shoe repair

"Is this about your raise?"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Do these come in blue?'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

At the heel bar

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

'I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!'

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

First appearance of Mr. Samuel Weller

Three-legged lady in shoe shop

'Now, isn't this better than cobbling shoes?'

'You brought them here in 1975, you say, then mislaid the ticket? Of course I've still got them - they'll be ready Thursday!'

'The last of the Mohicans'

'Do you have a size eight that looks like a seven, and feels like a nine?'

'Do me a favour, your bunions alone are size nine.'

Do The Soles Too-My Feet Are Up On The Desk Most Of The Day.