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Two shoe-shiners fighting over a client.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Shoe repair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Not you again, Achilles.

'Do these come in blue?'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

At the heel bar

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

A Salesperson's Dilemma

"We've done it Larry! One hundred percent market share!"

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

'The same thing happened when the doctor hit me on the knee.'

"Heel."

'I'm a 10 12.' - 'What, litres?'