Shoe Repairs T-Shirts

At the heel bar

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Is this about your raise?"

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Shoe repair

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I think I found the problem.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"Remedial Karate"

Not you again, Achilles.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

'Do these come in blue?'

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

TV Repair 101.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

Mechanics price list.

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

Computer Repairs

Master Plumber

Exhaust repair

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'