Shoe Repairs T-Shirts

At the heel bar

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Is this about your raise?"

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Shoe repair

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I think I found the problem.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"Remedial Karate"

Not you again, Achilles.

'Do these come in blue?'

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

TV Repair 101.

Shop signs.

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

Mechanics price list.

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

Exhaust repair

F & E Plumbing. Yes, I know you're always at my disposal. If you were better plumbers, you wouldn't have to be!

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

Master Plumber

Computer Repairs

Shoe Repair. "Shoe repair" --- It must be for people who have lost one shoe and want to replace it!

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'