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"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Not you again, Achilles.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

At the heel bar

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"How are you fixed for sandals?"

'It's not my fault I'm three weeks late - my watch was slow.'

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

"Heel."

'Oh come on, a little touch up paint and a soft cloth, I can buff that out.'

Heel bar.

'I'm not the owner. You want to speak to Jim. He's the sole proprietor.'

"Rad's shot. Looks like a drive-by."

'The last of the Mohicans'

Chiropodist examines client's foot whilst wearing a clothes peg on his nose.