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'Gloria can you help me look for my shoe? I think i threw one whilst I was charging about just now...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

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Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Crocodile Shoes

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

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'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

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The Hooligan.