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'Gloria can you help me look for my shoe? I think i threw one whilst I was charging about just now...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

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Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

The Hooligan.

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'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

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Crocodile Shoes

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'