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"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

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A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

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"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

No Swimming Allowed

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."